bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

ashton irwin + drumming

(Source: brunetteashton)

roughness:

haha [deletes thirsty imagines] hahaha [rips down posters] hahahaha [destroys all evidence that i was ever a 1d fan] so hey ur that harry guy right wow do you want to date [mini cardboard harry cutout falls out of pocket] ah shit

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

ahrned:

is that pitbull

ahrned:

is that pitbull

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: femintits)

[x]

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s incredibe

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(Source: hi)

(Source: yoncehaunted)

I always say my perfect song would sound like I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Whitney Houston) but have the lyrics and conviction of Leonard Cohen [x]

(Source: matthealys)

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(Source: motsquivont)

like i’m going to go grocery shopping tomorrow and i’m going to act like the women on extreme couponing.