bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

capitalism…?? i think u mean CRAPitalism am i right ladies

-- karl marx probably (via dimestorepoet)

(Source: ghoulinski)

fuckyeahdiomedes:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

greenhoused:

Live. Laugh. Communism.(:

(Source: greenhoused)

gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)

2-minutes-for-having-a-big-ass:

I see that ass and that flow. You do the hockey.

toe-es:

Roberto Luongo has some trouble with untangling

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

image

That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

matszuccahello:

Bring your child to work day.

matszuccahello:

Bring your child to work day.

(Source: eoc19)

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

pussoliath:

WHY DO PUPPIES DO THIS LIKE LEG THROWING THING IT’S SO CUTE I WANT TO PUKE

(Source: you-renevergonnabealone)