infalliblegreatness: I just want to lie down on the floor with Vokoun now.
FUCK YOU ALL.
ya’ll deserve to lose because OF ALL THE STUPID PENALTIES YOU TAKE
staalsby: A blowjob to the Penguin who scores the next goal
The medicated mouthwash I have to use after I brush my teeth makes me want to vomit. I’d rather drink cough syrup.
Full intermission and OT. Literally shoot me. 🔫
lea-michele: WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
My mo seriously needs to stop trying to force feed me and she needs to stop touching my face. It hurts to eat and it hurts when you touch my face. Stop!
hey-hey-hockeytown: do not ever let your life choose to love an unpopular hockey player you will never find photos, interviews, or anything and you will die
What is violence, anyway? What’s that mean?– James Neal to the ref in Game 5 vs. Islanders (via buckleupbaby)
glazedize: If you say “Raffi Torres” into a mirror five times, he will appear with an illegal check to your head.
w-for-wumbo: internet-slang: Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down
I’m bored. When I’m bored, I eat. I can’t eat though. Do you see my problem?
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Me: talks about hockey players as if they're personal friends of mine
I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve...– Andy Bernard, The Office (via ibreatheawkward)